Though it is now Monday, I am going to do the Friday Five anyhow. Although this particular Friday Five is a Faux Friday Five, courtesy of Lester at yeahtotally.net.

1. If you could have any super power what would it be?
I think I'd have rather odd superpowers. The ability to stop hairy people from being naked. The ability to stop pointless movies from being made. The ability to stop dogs from shedding. But I think my chief superpower, if I am to take this seriously, would be super strength. And the ability to fly. I can't choose.

2. Would you use your super power to help any poor schlep that needed it? Would you use it just to help your loved ones? Just for personal gain? Or for PURE EVIL?
Pure evil, of course. Except those times when there are small schleppy children trapped in burning buildings, while I'm trying to take over the world. Then I'll mutter something along the lines of "Curses! Foiled again!" and rip off my tie, dashing to the scene.

3. What would your one weakness be?
Godiva chocolates and certain people's blogs.

4. Who would be your arch-nemesis? Why?
"Attractive, interesting, wealthy people at clubs, malls, super-markets, book stores, gyms, dining establishments, etc." -Jory. And these certain people and their respective blogs.

5. Flashy spandex costume and alter ego? Or everyday clothes and your own name?
Yes. Costume... but something in fuschia or aqua patent leather, most definitely. An alter-ego. Perhaps more than one. Mild-mannered reporter! Eyelash-fluttering socialite! Gum-cracking barista! Spicy flamenco dancer! You get the idea.